Indy Media Watch

Want to get your record published? Try spamming every Indymedia with your story even if the Indymedia in question isn't in English (like Croatia in this case).

Joseph Ferrante is convinced he is a victim of a global Beatles-led conspiracy to suppress his version of Hey Jude.

The conspiracy is so large he can't even write his name correctly, deferring to "J/o/s/e/p/h F/e/r/r/a/n/t/e".

Weird, but it gets better.

Ferrante is described as "one of the best musicians on Earth in almost every existing style" and a "music encyclopedia".

As such, the authors of the piece request:

your cooperation against this NAZI FACT and against the MOST VILE AND CRUEL THING DONE TO A HUMAN BEING IN THE WHOLE STORY OF MANKIND.

Lousy MusoNazis...

With all respect to the Indymedia hyperbole, I'm sure millions of victims of genocide, famine, terrorism, torture and oppression in the history of mankind will cry him a river...

Update: After leaving comments calling everyone Nazis, someone has pasted over ten pages of material regarding Joseph Ferrante into the comments as well. I have enjoyed deleting every single bit of it.

To the perpetrator: Didn't my comment above about spamming all of the Indymedia sites suggest I may not take kindly to you doing it here as well? Do not come into my house and pee on my rug.