Monday, January 16, 2006
Evil Pundit reports satire discovered on Melbourne Indymedia.
‘What part of the word ‘sanctuary’ do the Cattlemen not understand?’ said Pasha Paul Watson from the Hindu Cowboys bunker Farley Mowat. ‘The Cattlemen have assaulted Cattle-defenders with water cannons and wooden poles. The Cattlemen have rammed two Greenpeace wagons and attempted to ram the Farley Mowat.Sorry. Even less funny than last time satire was attempted.
To paraphrase Mick Dundee, That's not satire. This, is satire.
The captain of the Japanese whaling ship, Nisshin Maru, has defended his actions during a collision with the Greenpeace-owned vessel, Arctic Sunrise as being undertaken “purely for research purposes” as part of an ongoing program to establish whether a more institutionalised cull of activitists may be needed.