Sunday, August 13, 2006
Is it the FBI? CIA? NSA? Nope... It's Vancouver Indymedia. Now with sophisticated Indybugging skills.
Israelis Caught Red Handed Planning 'Arab' Terrorism
WASHINGTON, DC -- "Here, as promised, is an interesting conversation that somehow accidentally got intercepted and transcribed. There are lots more where this came from!"Blah blah blah blah... I particularly enjoyed the way our "callers" referred to "militants".
Transcription of telephone conversation on August 3, 2006 from Israeli Embassy, Washington D.C. Telephone Number (202) 364-5582. to unidentified individual at AIPAC , Washington D.C., Telephone Number (202) 639-5201 Commenced 1821 hrs, concluded 1826 hrs.
Speaker A: Reuven Azar - Counselor for Political Affairs, Embassy of Israel
Speaker B: Unidentified individual located at AIPAC headquarters
B. Then what do you suggest?
A. The terrorism card works wonders. We were going to release a statement that Arabs were going to attack an El Al plane on takeoff, with rockets.
A. Probably leftovers from the CIA businesses in Afghanistan.
A. Let's not get into that now. But this scare would only affect flights to Israel and we don't think it would have any impact on the election.
B. Well then, why not have these attacks aimed at American aircraft? Where would they attack from?
A. Say at the perimeter fence lines at airports. Or better still, why not a plan cooked up to smuggle explosives on board transatlantic flights to or from America? Something clever that will catch the public imagination.
B. That stupid bomb in the shoe routine?
A. Don't knock it. It worked, didn't it? We can always find some suckers with a bent to this we can fill up with real enthusiasm and then turn them in, complete with plans. They actually believe they are going to paradise and fuck virgins and we have another propaganda coup. Let's give this some effort. You know, a terrified public will not want to change horses in mid stream. So far, the Rove people have a good line: If you're against the Republicans, you're encouraging the evil terrorists sthick.
B. Well, they did that with the alert warnings and it workedmore or less.
A. Face it, they aren't too bright here. They ran it into the ground, had to fire Ridge and Ashcroft, one of our very best friends ever, and put those things on ice. They need to discover a huge plot but in America
A. You know, as you said, infiltrate a group of crazies, plant things on them, call the FBI
B. Oh, they do that themselves. That business in Florida was pathetic
A. But it worked, didn't it?
B. For about ten minutes at six o'clock for about three days.
A. Well, think about it and get back to me.
A. What's the situation with your two people? Are they going to be tried or not?
B. Probably not, as far as the Bush people are concerned. But it is up to the courts and we are very careful not to fuck with them. They are expected to have the charges thrown out soon
A. Well, I'll pray for them. I have to go now so I'll get back to you later. Don't forget to send someone for the list
This is just the tip of a very large iceberg. Other inside information will be published in upcoming editions.
As far as the recent stories about "terrorist attacks" coming from England, don't believe them. It is well known around the White House that this invented story is designed to offset the crushing defeat of the Administration's darling liberal, Lieberman. This theme, by the way, according to position papers circulating here, is the main theme of the November elections. The thesis? Why the Iron Trio of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld have protected, and will continue to protect, innocent America from evil terrorist threats.
Raving Idiots. Lots more where that came from as well...
Comments prove it:
Not true unless independently verified from someone other than Rense.I'm sure co-idiots will be lining up to 'verify' it any second now. And Vancouver Indymedia will be only to happy to propagate it in between other crackpot conspiracy theories and odious antisemitism. Such an impressive site...
Update: Excellent point made in comments. A reminder also, even if not registered, you can choose a handle or posting pseudonym by selecting "other". That way we don't have multiple people posting as "anonymous".
2. Within the US, recording telephone conversations without the express consent of one or all parties (one or all requirement varies by state) is illegal. For more information on the law, check out the this resource.
3. As this isn't identified as a parody, and Vancouver IMC represents itself as a news source, it might be worth mentioning that libel (the written form of defamation) can also be the basis of lawsuits.
Activists regularly *and very rightly* vilify COINTELPRO's history of using false accounts and character attacks as immoral and illegal tactics. Yet that's exactly what's going on here.