Thursday, September 29, 2005
Bush to Mother Earth: Bring It On!
I don't know if it's original - most of the good stuff I find on Indymedia isn't. This piece of satire is however terribly good.
WASHINGTON, Sept 28 - In the wake of devastation wrought by Hurricanes Katrina and Rita, the Bush administration today announced a dramatic shift in national security policy.Read it all. If there were more of this sort of thing on Indymedia, I could shut up shop.
“While our attention was focused on fighting evildoers,” said the president. “Our country was attacked by a new enemy, Mother Nature.”
“But from now on America will be prepared,” said Bush. “To you Mother Nature, I say ‘Bring it on!'”
The President announced that he will ask Congress for an additional $200 Billion in military spending for the new 'War on Nature'.
