I ate Indian for lunch today and felt inspired to wander over to Indy Media India (try saying that ten times quickly after a Vindaloo and a lager) to see if it was any better than the local IMC product. Expecting to find out about Indian affairs (you know, the stuff censored by the Indian evil corporate scum media) I found this instead -A Pakistani views British Rothschild Imperialism
Apparently The Illuminati
(cough...Jews...Cough) are the reason for conflict between Pakistan and India.
Well that explains it! And I always thought it was just because they were fighting each other. I should have known it was the Jews again. Thanks Indian Indy for clearing that up.